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MERRY CHRISTMASS!!! HAPPY HANUKKAH!!! HAPPY KWANZAA!!!!
I thought these were cute and they did make me smile.
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
the Christmass alphabet has No L (Noel)
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Felice Navbidad!
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustraphobi!
(Ok, I know they are a bit cory, but I bet they made you smile :)
And one last one (you know I have to have one for the ladies...)
An angry wife to her husband on the phone: Where the hell are you??
Husband: Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it ….and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day??
Wife, with a smile blushing: Yeah I remember that my Love.
Husband: Well…I'm in the Pub next to that shop!
Have a great and a Safe and Happy Holiday!!!